What happens when William decides to tangle with Old Man Winter’s snow and ice? William plays Humpty Dumpty and takes not one, but two, great falls. Concrete is very hard, no matter what’s on top of it, and when William falls, everything notices.
That’s why you haven’t heard from him in a few months, but be of good cheer. He has recovered sufficiently to return to the Gods of Knots, but with a couple of interesting twists, necessitated by his injuries.
Check in a week from now.